Amber Rose Doesn’t Need A Man (Or A Bikini Top)

Amber Rose and Kanye West split up a while ago, but we still tend to think of the gorgeous model largely in terms of her relationship to the famous rapper. Clearly, she needs to redefine her brand—and photos like this one are just the way to do it.

It may not seem like the immediately obvious strategy, but trust us on this one: with the proper amount of, ahem, exposure, Amber Rose will reeducate the public to think of her less as "that girl Kanye dated" and more as "that girl with the phenomenal rack." Soon it'll go from "the future Mrs. Kanye" to "Kanye who?" as we're all mesmerized by the glorious globes that adorn her chest. And from there? Well, the world is your oyster, Amber Rose.

(Oh, and we suppose showing up on reality TV shows as a guest and a judge and stuff is also a good rebranding strategy too. But we really prefer the one that involves toplessness.)

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)