Poppy’s Prescription For A Dirty Weekend

Is your lady partner upset because you spend too much time looking at lad mags? Don't worry, now a lad mag babe will help you make it up to her with a romantic getaway. And you still get to look at boobs!

You'll be laughing it up at a bed and breakfast in the countryside, drinking champagne in the jacuzzi, and she'll never know that a big breasted glamour model gave you this idea. Naturally, we advise not telling your missus that you're doing all of this because you were told so by the same magazine you hide inside the encyclopedia (or wherever you keep your smut; we use vaults).

· Poppy Rivers topless in ZOO Magazine