Rene Russo, We Should’ve Appreciated Your Hotness More

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Real talk time, Rene Russo: we were not paying attention when "The Thomas Crown Affair" was remade in 1999 because we like the old version. We didn't know that you have lots of sex and nipple-time in this movie. We're sorry.

We were narrow-minded with our movie-viewing habits, and for that, we have suffered. But hey, we might be twelve years too late to the party, but we can still get excited about your bod. It's new to us! And really, Rene, don't you want to relive your erotic romp in the museum with Pierce Brosnan? If we were rich and famous actors, we would spend our spare time re-enacting movie sex scenes with co-stars, but without any cameras. And Pierce Brosnan would always (eh, usually) be invited.

· "The Thomas Crown Affair" (1999) (amazon.com)