More Ass, Please

How can it be that this is an ass movie and we can see Alysa from the front?

Hustler's "Ass Appeal" does that weird porno-magic thing where someone (in this case, Alysa) can be basically naked and still appear coy. She peeks over her shoulder whilst cupping her buttocks with her panties for perfect sponginess.

But in real life, Alysa is no shrinking violet. In fact, she has a tattoo.

Marco Banderas and Ralph Long (for some reason) are schooling the Czech Alysa on the niceties of being a perfect American bride.

That this involves their double-teaming her anally probably doesn't come as a surprise.

What is surprising-and what frankly has removed our innocence-is the fact that Alysa's tattoo has been airbrushed off her cover photo, begging the question: Do women who get doubly penetrated appear slutty if they have tattoos?

The answer is yes, of course. Everyone knows that women with tattoos are whores. We just think that Alysa's whorishness might be a selling point for an ass movie.

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