Let The “True Blood” Smut Parade Continue

Dear HBO, please tell us that this upcoming season of "True Blood" will be every bit as naked, naughty, and steamy as the last three seasons have been. Let's remember some of the best times we've had ogling vampire/fairy/whatever bodies.

We suppose those of you who've read the Charlaine Harris books know what's (potentially) coming up in Season 4, and therefore can point out places of (potential) pornographic interest, but we'd rather be surprised. Whilst we twiddle our thumbs waiting for Sunday, we're going to revisit the most fappable moments from the past three seasons. Ok, maybe "fappable" isn't the proper adjective, but you get where we're going with this.

· "True Blood" (hbo.com)

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Season 3, Episode 9
It's not always about the sex, right? Sometimes it's about intimate moments in the shower that allow our favorite couple to heal themselves both physically and emotionally. Not only is this scene steamy as hell, but it's also aesthetically pleasing. Would you like "Psycho" vibes with your vampire porn? Of course you would. Because you are an intelligent TV watcher enjoying a smart, sexy show.

We're sure you have a lot of secret wishes for the upcoming season of "True Blood," and we wish we could anticipate them, but we've honestly been too fixated watching, rewatching, and analyzing short clips like these to actually know what to expect. Well, besides nudity, that is; we expect lots and lots of nudity.