Regina Feoktistova Is All Smug About Being Naked

Ugh, Regina, you think just because you were walking around like a naked dryad born from the belly of a hot spring the likes of which mortal man has never seen that that means you can be on the cover of Smug Magazine with your tits out.

Well it does, god damnit. You're really really hot and we don't know why that girl in the picture gets to reach out and adjust your thong while we sit here twiddling our thumbs and other body parts. It's time to grow up, Regina! There's only so long that you can sit around with smoky eyes, frizzled hair, and a body chain and that is forever.

· Fashion Gone Rogue (fashiongonerogue.com)