New Season Of “True Blood” Has Brought The Titties

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You must really love us, "True Blood." Why else would you include some Anna Paquin sideboob and a topless lesbian love scene with Rutina Wesley? Because it all neatly ties into the plot? Pfft. Come on, HBO. We know better.

The phrase "necessary nudity" is like "compassionate conservatism," it sounds plausible until you actually think about the two lines intersecting in nature. This, however, is deliberate and lovely; we honestly feel like our prayers have been answered! Now all we're asking is that you bring Lizzy Caplan back and we'll forever pledge our undying love to HBO.

Oh, by the way: Sookie is back from Fairyworld and Tara is a lesbian from Atlanta whose name is Toni. Just wanted to keep everyone up to speed!

· "True Blood" (hbo.com)