This Goth Chick’s Masturbation Video Taught Us Much

Everytime we take a trip to Pornhub, we learn something new from the commenters. This time, E-CTRL tells us, "She's fit, great body. Although emo girls are better." Oh damn, y'all: sounds like some alt-porn beef.

Perhaps this emo vs. goth conflict isn't anything new—and it's certainly not as enlightening as that comment about the woman who looked like the main character in "Step Up 2: The Streets"—but we imagine that E-CTRL refuses to fap along with this pale goddess because he's in a different clique. We can already see the "West Side Story" parody in our minds, and it's absolutely filled with Bright Eyes.

· Goth chick masturbate with dildo (pornhub.com)