Rosie Jones’s Garden Gets Us All Thorny

Rosie Jones has a green thumb and a big heart, and no one wants to tell her that watering the flowers with bottles of hard cider is a bad idea. She just wants to party with plants! Who would stop that?

Fortunately, she's heard that exposing her tits on a daily basis helps the garden flourish. It's scientifically proven to be better for plants than talking to them, playing classical music, or even giving them fertilizer! We may not know anything about botany, but we've also experienced some miraculous growth when exposed to Rosie Jones.

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