We Want To Be The Straws In Rosie And Natalie’s Soda

We're allowed to have poetic desires, aren't we? Yes, we want to touch their boobies and bottoms and stuff like that, but sometimes we just want to be their stiff little plastic sips of sweetness. Damnit, that still sounds perverted.

We'd like to think that we have innocent designs on these young lad mag mavens, but everything we come up with is, well, kinda touchy-feely. What we want is somewhere between shaking hands and getting married. We'll settle for being the napkins in their laps, but knowing these two, they won't have napkins because they have questionable manners.

· Via Pretty Hot and Sexy (prettyhotandsexy.sk)