Barbie And Ken Look Really Hot Despite Lacking Nipples

Did you have any bad dreams last night? If not, we have some for you. Alex Sandwell Kliszynski photoshops the nipples, genitals, and joints of naked people so they look just like dolls! We're impressed, frightened, and maybe even a little aroused.

Now, there's nothing new about oversexualizing Barbie dolls—we've seen multiple varieties of plastic-on-plastic action and even real nudes costumed like toys—but Kliszynski's work is rather impressive. It's one thing to smooth over nipples and genitals with Photoshop, but it's quite another thing to carve up the joints (especially the thighs) like this.

If you're not aroused by this stuff, we hope you're impressed by the skill. And hey, consider the fact that Barbie has been around since 1959 and she's still capturing the hearts of people of all ages. What a cougar.

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