Porn For Straight Girls: An Inexplicably Adorable Gangbang

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"Gangbanged" features Lisa Ann's first (and only, apparently) gangbang, as well as Bobbi Starr's first double anal. This movie is so ridiculously hardcore and intense that I am speechless. This review may be very brief. Also, extremely effusive.

Luckily, Ottimo Massimo already reviewed the nitty-gritty, so if I miss anything or you're just like, "I want to read more about this insanity," please take a moment to look at that. As he points out, the excellent Mason is directing, and that means we get a ton of fun behind-the-scenes dialogue. Lisa Ann could not be more excited for this scene. She bought herself a celebratory pack of cigarettes even though she's not a smoker anymore! The men have been hand-selected by Lisa herself, and coerced into doing this scene without knowing who or how they're fucking. "Mason's so cute," one of them explains, that they don't doubt everything is above board. All seven are shocked and thrilled to be included, although no one can top Lisa's enthusiasm. She wants to do this for herself and her fans, and she's made sure it's exactly how she wants it: men she knows and loves, polyamorous so as not to exclude anyone, and with Elegant Angel, a studio she trusts.

After a brief striptease with Mason's signature 50-Cent-music-video aesthetic, it's time. Other women might be intimidated when surrounded by enormous men with enormous cocks, but Lisa dives straight in. I love her. She's like the consummate porn performer to me. She makes sure her hands and orifices are full almost all the time, but she also doesn't ignore her own pleasure; she takes a moment here and there to touch herself or switch things up. The guys egg her and one another on, but the body language is remarkably caring; they help her move around since she's wearing super-high heels, and they rub her clit when she's otherwise occupied. I never thought I'd find a gangbang heartwarming, but it's kind of... sweet. After everyone comes all over Lisa's face, the guys start to put their clothes back on, and they gigglingly take a group bow at Mason's request.

Bobbi Starr shows up well-rested and declares that her most hardcore gangbang fantasy has never been fully realized. Well, Mason's going to make an effort to realize it today. Bobbi wants to be as intense as possible, and she explains that she does porn partly as a safe way to experience her sexual fantasies without as many practical safety issues. She addresses female viewers specifically at Mason's request, informing us that realizing a fantasy that's nearly impossible outside of porn is very empowering for her. Bobbi gets a little nervous when all the guys show up, and she and Mason decide to skip the tease to keep that energy, and go totally Animal Planet about it.

Bobbi's excitement is adorable and completely infectious, and the guys feed off of her energy. Her scene is extreme right away. There's slapping (by and of her), and hair yanking and she's choking on multiple dicks and it's crazy. A couple weeks ago when I saw Bobbi having rough sex with Lily LaBeau I said I didn't like violence, but here I think it's different because she's dishing it out as as much as she's taking it. All the build-up, the conversation with Mason, made me excited to see her fantasy play out. Even though there are seven dudes yanking her around and aggressively banging her, she seems totally in control. Ottimo identified a particular moment that really is just the best: Toni Ribas grabs Bobbi's hair, drags her mouth off his cock, and spits in it. Bobbi immediately spits back in his face. Everyone freezes, in a huge oh-shit moment, and Toni kisses her like it's the prettiest thing he's ever seen.

Double anal comes about when Bobbi announces that her pussy "is no more," but they can do whatever they want to her ass. When someone comes up and tries to shove his cock in her mouth, Bobbi swats him away. "Fuck off, I've got two cocks in my ass," she reminds him. I'm in awe of this woman. She might be the coolest, hottest girl ever. She looks so thrilled by the end that if there was a way for her to rapidly heal her overworked genitals, I think she would dive back in for another hour or two.

This movie is insane. I can't even express to you how enjoyable it is. I know many of you will be turned off or disturbed by the intensity and aggression, but anyone who has violent sex or gangbang fantasies (and I know there are plenty of women out there who do) should go and get this right now. Because, as Bobbi and Mason point out, it's pretty much impossible to actually organize and experience a gangbang safely if you're not a porn star.

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