No You Eat The Panties, Ash Hollywood

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It's a bummer when there's only one pair of panties to go around as an impromptu gag, but Ash Hollywood and Xander Corvus are good at sharing. Should Ash have worn two pairs of panties today? No, that'd be excessive.

And weird, too. You see, she's trying to revive her love life with Xander, so she's taking morning sex to another level with nice lingerie and a pearl necklace. Everything seems to be going well except for the dearth of gags! Maybe she could rip her undies in half? Actually, that's a terrible idea. Then she would lose a pair of panties and it would hardly be enough for each of them to chew on. You see, this is why you shouldn't take our sex advice (unless the post specifically says "sex advice" somewhere on it).

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