“American Dad” Gets Pornified (Yes, Even The Alien)

In making this parody, we imagine that Exquisite Films had to answer a lot of unanswerable questions. For example: what is Roger like in bed? It turns out that he's like Anthony Rosano in a creepy costume. Who knew?

Also, what's up with Roger's sexuality? We don't want to place a label on the guy, but we'd be upset if "American Dad XXX" doesn't include some nod to Roger's man-loving ways. Will Steve get to have sex with his BBW love, Debbie? Will the be an appearance by the dashing, Picard-esque Director Bullock, perhaps shtupping Hayley for one last time? We have a lot of questions about this film.

And in a larger sense, why is it that Evan Stone always gets tapped to play upstanding, American characters? He's played everybody from George Washington to Colonel Miles Quaritch (you know, the angry military guy from James Cameron's "Avatar"), and now he's Stan Smith. What does that say about Mr. Stone?

Anyway, on a final note, we will award infinite bonus points to Exquisite Films if they bring up the long-running Golden Turd subplot in this parody.

· "America Dad XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody" SFW Trailer (youtube.com)