This Dildo Is Realer Than Real-Deal Holyfield

How many dildos have you seen that have neatly trimmed pubes on the base? We almost never see those in sex stores, let alone in action. To honor this special moment, we've decided to wait for the next paragraph to mention what's on their television during this event.

NASCAR! And it's pretty loud, too! A lot of PornHub commenters were talking about how absurd it is to have sex to stock car races, but we don't think it's any more silly than having any other TV show on. We've seen a lot of people have sex with their TVs on, and we've never ever thought, "Wow, that sounds like a great Dominos commercial to eat pussy to!"

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