August 25, 2011

August 25, 2011
LUX-ALPTRAUM

Blade By Fleshlight: An Innovative Masturbation Sleeve That Hugs Your Junk

In the perfect world, this Fleshlight would honor Wesley Snipes's role as a vampire-killing vampire. In reality, the Blade is a new Fleshlight with a soft, flexible case that allows you to squeeze your junk. That's pretty cool! To an extent! More »

The Urban Chick Supremacy Cell Will Stomp You To Bits (And You'll Love Every Second)

Notorious London dominatrix Ms Tytania runs the Urban Chick Supremacy Cell with a fat stash of combat boots and an armory of sinister glares. Sure, the hyper-militant femdom action is impressive, but is it worth the price of admission? More »

Gianna Michael's Glorious Boobs. That Is All.

For centuries (okay, a little over a decade), man has wondered why the heavenly powers that be bestowed the gif format upon us, and how we might best use it to fulfill its most high and glorious purpose. More »