We were lucky enough to emerge from Hurricane/Tropical Storm Irene completely unscathed—thankfully, we didn't even lose power as the storm washed over New York City. Then again, if we had lost power, our emergency plan was to invite Jeselyn over and have her light up our apartment with her luminous fapping.
Hmm...think she'd be willing to come over if we just shorted out the fuse box?
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