“Bikini Girls On Ice” Isn’t A Figure Skating Show, But It’s Still Pretty Sexy

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It's deceptive though. This really sounds like there should be some triple axels in thongs going on, but no, it's just a horror film. Here's the plot: "When a bus-load of women's college soccer players get stranded on their way to a bikini car-wash fundraiser, they decide to set-up shop in front of an abandoned gas station on the edge of town."

Phenomenal, isn't it? Boobs and horror: best friends. It makes us wonder if constant exposure to this kind of stuff creates a Pavlovian fear response whenever tits come out. We haven't felt anything like that so far, and we watch a ton of these movies. However, we're sure that having sex in a PT Cruiser is grounds for something gory and awful to happen.

· "Bikini Girls on Ice" (2009) (imdb.com)