How Come Tera Patrick And Evan Stone Get To Go To “Sex Island”?

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Oh, if only we had gone to "Sex Island," where there is always saxophone music playing and there's no such thing as a happy ending because that would imply that the masseuse was at one point not pleasing you sexually.

We suppose the constant offers for threesomes on "Sex Island" would get a little annoying after a while and we'd have to make some rules like, "We can only fuck every third bellhop because they're not even carrying our bags at this point." Still, this sounds like a better option than sticking around New York all summer. If only America would lift the embargo against "Sex Island"!

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