This Is How Real Ballers Watch Porn On Their Computers

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"Amsterdam Heavy" is a fast-paced action movie about a man who gets revenge by smuggling himself into Amsterdam in a crate and going after a mob boss and blah blah guns and fists. Here's the good part: the mob boss has the most opulent, goofy, and brilliant way to watch porn ever.

He has a live feed streaming to his computer of two girls feeling each other up four feet away from his desk. And tries not to acknowledge the girls in the room! Sure, that's rather disrespectful, but it's funny, as is watching him yell "Pause" at the computer. That's not how computers work! And that's not how internet porn works! You crazy Dutch mobsters and your porn...

· "Amsterdam Heavy" (2011) (imdb.com)
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