A Field Guide To Alana Evans

September 27, 2011
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Everyone wants to be a "hot nerd" right now, and that's fine, but we'd like to point out that Alana Evans has been working that style for a long time. The only thing more hardcore than her reputation as a pornstar is her dedication to gaming, and we find that very attractive.

Alana Evans was born on July 6, 1976 in Fort Campbell, Kentucky. However, she was raised in San Jose, California, and she considers herself "a true Cali girl at heart." Tales from her youth revolve around her experiences with video games: her step-father brought home an Atari and thus began a long stretch of killing pixelated snakes in "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom," spending countless quarters on PacMan and Centipede, and fighting for the joystick with her sister.

Her love of gaming didn't fade as she grew, but instead melded with her other interests—and even her blossoming sexuality. As Alana describes in her personal bio...

I remember when 3DO came out... the very first system that played on cd-rom. There was a game called "Night Trap" which was literally like playing a peeping tom, watching a bunch of hot chicks, including Dana Plato from "Different Strokes," run around their house in their undies. The idea of mixing hot girls and video games was something I appreciated before I even got into schmorno (aka p0rn). I once bought a used strip tease game for the 3DO and I was super mad when the damn thing didn't work. I should have known that "used" really meant spent haha.

For all we know, that may have been Alana's first experience with porn. Officially, at least as far as adult movies go, her first experience was watching "Taboo 2," part of one of the most notorious incest franchises in the history of porn. She once called the viewing "strange, twisted, incestual, and awesome." Well said!

Alana worked a bunch of different jobs before entering the adult industry: she was a restaurant hostess, she's worked in sales at a women's clothing store, and she even co-owned a swinger's club. Right before she got into porn, she says she started working weekends as a go-go dancer. We're not saying go-go dancing is a gateway to porn, and neither is she, but we believe that her skills as a dancer are apparent when you watch her movies; it's quite mesmerizing.

Her first-ever scene was filmed in 1998 for "Real Sex Magazine 11." She was twenty-two years old, already a MILF, and she fucked Mr. Marcus's brains out. Critics loved her from the get-go and that's stayed true ever since then. Her fans are, of course, crazy for her as well; during a signing, a military veteran approached her and said that her porn was the only thing that helped him get through his tour in Iraq.

Recently, Alana started Pwned By Girls, a website that allows you to engage with pornstars via XBox Live and streaming webcam. It seems like she's finally blended her life's passions in a seamless, sexy, and (hopefully) profitable way! Of course, that doesn't mean she's going to slow down. We're sure that Alana Evans has much in store for us nerds, and we can't wait to see what she does next.

· Hopefully, we can learn about it via Alana Evans's Twitter (twitter.com)
· Her personal blog (blog.alanaevans.com)
· And Pwned By Girls (pwnedbygirls.com)

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