Beset On All Sides By Britain’s Best Boobs

We're in the valley of the shadow of breasts, and we're hearing some hateful things from the lad mag girls. India Reynolds states, "British girls are way sexier than American ones, who are a bit full-on and scary." What's your beef, India?

Frankly, this sounds like a little sore sportsmanship over that whole rebelling against the Crown thing we did, but that was a couple hundred years ago! And then Lacey Banghard rolls up in a Union Jack MINI Cooper and starts saying, "In America, [the girls] are all really muscular." Lacey, have you even been to America? Then she says, "Brits rock the girl-next-door look better than any other country!" WHAT? We're sorry, did Brits invent Winnie Cooper? That's what we thought.

· Via Pretty Hot and Sexy (prettyhotandsexy.sk)