Elvira, Redheaded Mistress Of Full Frontal Nudity

This is Elvira without Elvira looking like Elvira! Her name is Cassandra Peterson, and by now you know that she's every bit as hot with sunglasses and an open terrycloth robe as she is all made up with a wig and boob-enhancing dress.

Or is it the other way around? It doesn't matter, really. We thought you might want to spend a little time getting to know (and drooling over) the woman behind one of the most iconic figures in American horror history. The fact that she didn't get her own monster Fleshlight is a tragedy! And in case you were wondering, Peterson is still sets our hearts on fire.