A Well OIled Fucking Machine

There are some who say that fucking machines run on hormones and high energy, but that's only half the story. For despite their lack of cogs and dials, fucking machines are, in fact, machines like any other—and to run at their highest level of efficiency, they need a heck of a lot of lubrication (and, yes, copious amounts of oil). Observe this fine fucking machine at work: its parts oiled to a beautiful sheen, it carries on fluidly, fucking away the afternoon. If only our car ran this beautifully (and came equipped with gyrating naked people).

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