Can The Paparazzi Control The Breeze Around Eva Longoria’s Ass?

One of two things is happening right now. Either there are wind wizards working for/as celebrity stalking paparazzi, or one lucky photographer happened to snap a picture of Eva's beautiful backside just as the breeze lifted her skirt. Your thoughts?

We're going to go with the wind wizard option because we find it much less depressing than the alternative. Think about it: that photographer could've bought a lottery ticket that day, but instead, he expended his luck on being in the right place at the exact time to see Eva's sexy thighs turn into the bottom of her bouncy butt. Wind wizards, good work.

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