Nuts “Uncensored” Is Still Censored, But The Boobs Are Lovely Anyway

This isn't the first time Nuts has presented an "Uncensored Issue"—this isn't even the first time they did it this year—so you'll have to forgive us for once again picking a bone with them. Call it what it is, Nuts!

We get that the "uncensored" portion refers to the interviews, but we don't think those are particularly raunchy either. A girl talking about how flexible she is or how her see-through outfit was "quite rude" is still censored because it's dressed up in euphemism and suggestive language! Graphic sex anecdotes, thorough descriptions of their favorite body parts, and/or lists of foods they like to utilize in naughty fashions: these are all acceptably uncensored. Are we crazy to think this? Is there something we're missing because we're American? That's it, isn't it?