“The River Why” Magnifies Amber Heard’s Boobs

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Rivers are like people: they have different personalities, goals, and unique ways of expressing themselves. We're happy to see that this river is all about Amber Heard's boobs. We have so much in common!

Then again, that river is way more baller than we are. Sure, we can show you Amber Heard's boobs just as adequately as the river, but she straight-up swam in that thing! That's like having sex with the river! We can't step to that; no matter how freaky we are, we've never had somebody swim in us.

· "The River Why" (imdb.com)
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