Pink Converse Sneakers Are The New Fuck-Me Pumps

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High heels are hot, but they're quite played out. Even though Chuck Taylors lack the calf-shaping powers of pumps, we think they deserve their moment in the spotlight; they're sensible, shapely, and they give Brynn Tyler the ability to ride reverse cowgirl with ease.

Soon, even foot fetishists will be all about the pink Converse shoes, saying things like, "Damn, think about how flat-footed Brynn Tyler will be after wearing those for a few years," and the even stranger, "Damn, it's like the low-top is a vagina and Brynn's ankle is a cock and they're doing it." You can tell that we have no idea what a foot fetish is about.

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