London Keys: Our Favorite Scenes On Demand!

December 2, 2011
OTTIMO-MASSIMO

Every time this young starlet shows up in a movie, we breathe a sigh of relief. Wherever London Keys goes, her luscious booty follows, and wherever her butt goes, some absurdly hardcore antics are always close behind.

This 22 year old West Coast cutie is a guaranteed good time. If we're ever desperately looking for something to fap to, London is where we land; she's enthusiastic, engaged, and always expanding her horizons (and more recently, her asshole)!

1. Church of Bootyism: We know we talk about this movie too often, but we can't help it. We were quick to convert to Bootyism, and we're required to spread the gospel! You'll join the cult, too, as soon as you watch London get banged by Mike Adriano in every position, in glorious fish-eye POV. After Mike pops upon her posterior, London reaches back, wipes it up, and licks her hands clean; that's like the Eucharist to Bootyists.

2. Asian Massage Parlor: Happy endings! Me love you long time! Gong! Yeah, these tropes of Asian porn are painfully played out, but we promise you that Tom Byron Pictures avoids as much of the Orientalist bullmess as possible and focuses on the good stuff: London Keys's butt, her orgasmic wails, her earnest pleas for jizz, and a handy towel nearby.

3. Asa Akira is Insatiable: London has the notable honor of being the only other lady in this movie! You can tell that Asa deeply appreciates her pal being there by the way she buries her face in London's pussy. Again, she appreciates it deeply. The ladies are joined by Manuel Ferrara, who chooses to bang London first while Asa fingers her ass; this bit of favoritism results in the ladies fighting over the right to suck Manuel off in the end. Eventually, they settle their differences, and Asa snowballs the huge creamy load into London's mouth. It's heartwarming.

4. L for London: Eleven scenes of London Keys! And the DVD starts off with another London/Asa Akira/Manuel Ferrara tryst in which London pops her anal cherry! And then it goes crazy from there: additional anal, tender interracial fuckfests, gangbangs with eight dudes, savage lesbian scissoring, and more.

5. Kelly Divine Is Buttwoman: Now that London's no longer an anal virgin, she can do whatever she wants! If she wants to have a threesome with Kelly Divine in which Lexington Steele works his massive cock in her ass, she'll do it. And yes, she did it! She also tries dominating Kelly with a bit of choking, but she gets a tad distracted by Lex being balls-deep in her. It happens to the best of us, London.