It makes us wonder if this is what Irina Kulikova is like all the time. Like what if you were dating Irina, and she wanted to have sex, but she didn't want to take off the mask?
And what if she wanted to change masks when you changed positions? Look, we all love "Eyes Wide Shut," but there's only so much sex that you can have with someone in a mask. Eventually, you'll want to go get eggs benedict with Irina, and then what? You're going to eat Canadian bacon across from a woman wearing a pig mask?