Brooklyn Lee: Our Favorite Scenes On Demand!

December 16, 2011
OTTIMO-MASSIMO

This Puerto Rican/Swedish hottie has been nominated for AVN's Best New Starlet and, like, a ton of other things this year. What is the secret to her popularity? Is it because she's nasty with a capital ASS-ty?

We're going to say yes, preemptively. In order to fully explore the mysteries of Brooklyn Lee, we're going to look at five of the scenes that have earned her AVN nominations this year. We've got AVN Award fever! Something like that.

1. The Bombshells 3: We admit that we usually skip through the "sexy" dancing sections that come before the actual scenes, but Brooklyn's tease ought to be savored; it's been nominated for Best Tease Performance this year! Of course, after the dancing is over, she slams her thick thighs down on Ramon Nomar's lap and lets him pound that tight ass of hers. To us, the tease is still just the icing on the cake, but she deserves recognition for her delicious icing.

2. Girlfriends 3: You know how it goes when Alexis Texas, Chanel Preston, Madelyn Marie, and Brooklyn are hanging out at the bar. One girl talks about her new sex toy, someone else whips a few dildos out, and the next thing you know, everybody is buck naked in the saloon, sitting on each other's faces, and really getting to learn a thing or two about modern martial aid technology. It's not hard to see why this has been nominated for Best All-Girl Group Scene.

3. Spiderman: A XXX Porn Parody: Brooklyn has two different nominations for her scene in this movie: Best Supporting Actress and Best Anal Sex Scene. Now, as mentioned in our review of "Spiderman: A XXX Porn Parody," I thought Brooklyn's acting left a lot to be desired (and she only had a few lines), but I have to say that this was a rather fantastic anal sex scene. Her vinyl-coated ass makes Xander pop twice and that alone is worth some sort of award.

4. Mission ASSpossible: The first scene of this film is a very rough non-consensual one in which Ian Scott forces himself on Brooklyn Lee. She eventually gets into it and becomes every bit as aggressive as Ian, but not before she spits in his face, gets savagely throatfucked, and has her ass fingered. This is really one of those pace-quickening scenes you can only watch once in a while, and we applaud Brooklyn for having the energy and focus to handle it. For her efforts, she is nominated for Best Sex Scene in a Foreign-Shot Production.

5. American Cocksucking Sluts: Brooklyn might have success with foreign-shot porn, but let's not forget that she is, at heart, an American Cocksucking Madam (also known as an "American Cocksucking Slut"). If you have a problem with lots of spit, this is not the scene for you because Brooklyn and Juelz Ventura start off by eating sour candy and gagging themselves with large toys in order to bring up thick saliva. When they're not directly fucking Mike Adriano's big cock, they're sucking spit through a straw and recycling it, keeping his dick so lubricated that it's hard to tell when he comes! For their disgusting efforts, they've been nominated for Best Oral Sex Scene and Most Outrageous Sex Scene and I gagged while writing this down.