“Baby Loves A Big Dick” Just Solved Your Holiday Shopping Troubles

If you're like us, you're way behind on your gift shopping. We were pretty panicked about it, but then we looked through the pictures for "Baby Loves A Big Dick" and everything became clear. Need a gift for your significant other? Big dick. Want to break the ice with your neighbor? Big dick. Dreading seeing the in-laws next week?

You get the idea. If you're having trouble finding someone for your baby, boo, honey pie, sugar, or dumpling, look no further than a big ol' swinging dick. We should warn you: there will be a little drama about your present.

For example, someone buys Bettina Di Capri an eight-inch dick for Hanukkah (get it?) and the first thing she does is stuff it in her mouth and rub it against the inside of her cheeks. Just as she begins to work it into her tight pussy, Sunny Diamond shows up and tries to suck it! Really, Sunny, you're too old for this; A) that's so rude, B) Bettina already slurped upon that cock, and C) don't forget to say please and thank you to Bettina. She's patient enough to tolerate the intrusion, but she mostly made Sunny spend time with the balls (they're not Bettina's fave piece of anatomy and that's all right).

Bettina and Sunny handle their dick disagreement with patience and aplomb, but they're used to fighting over cocks like that (they were college roommates, you know how it is); when Shalina Devine and Michelle Moist are given a big dick to share, all hell breaks loose. Things start out fine as they lick and lap at the wang in tandem, but the fierce eye contact creates animosity between them, and before you know it, Michelle is playing keepaway with the cock, gripping it with her pussy in midair to prevent Shalina from having any. Imagine how awkward that big dick must feel.

If you're going to give someone a big dick, try to do it in a private place. Cherry, for example, has to row out to the middle of a lake in order to get some alone time with her Christmas present, but it is totally worth it. While her family sits at home in their pajamas, sipping cocoa, and watching "Peanuts" movies, she's soaking up sun, secluded on a small boat, and getting completely filled with cock. Sure, she's missing out on quality time with the fam, but this is still her best Christmas ever.

When's the last time a porn movie saved your holiday season? "Baby Loves A Big Dick" does all that and more. We wish we could point you somewhere that dicks are easily acquired, but things haven't been the same since the Impressive Dong Emporium shut down.

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