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We hope you don't mind the lack of sound because this is simply too weird to not post: it's Leilani Dowding (of eternal beach nudity fame) getting rated by some strange announcer and then getting a breast exam on British daytime television in 1999.
We know what you're thinking: this is absurd. We totally agree! Anyone can see that Leilani Dowding's breasts deserve an A+ from a mile away.