Final Four Fuckers: The Results Of Extreme Pornstar Showdown’s Second Round

And just like that, the quarterfinals are over, and four women stand proudly above their fallen foes, their clothes tattered, breasts hanging out like some Delacroix painting. Here are the final four contestants in our Extreme Pornstar Showdown.

Yes, it was a furious round, full of difficult decisions and heartbreak, but we've made it through, and we're one step closer to crowning our newest Female Performer of the Year as voted by fans like you. It's times like these that we wish every democratic process involved choosing which hardcore lesbian anal scene you like the best. Anyway, let's get to the results!

The brackets tell the truth: Lexi Belle hath conquered Allie Haze, Lily LaBeau came harder and louder than Kristina Rose, Bobbi Starr just barely beat her BFFL, Kimberly Kane, and in a last minute surprise, Phoenix Marie pulled ahead of Alexis Texas. All of the races were close, but the last two were the real nail-biters. Bobbi only beat Kimberly by fifty-four votes, and Phoenix only beat Alexis by thirty! This goes to show you that when big butts are on the line, every single vote counts.

Now we just have the a few more extremely difficult matches and then we can breathe easily. Honestly, the next match is Lexi Belle vs. Phoenix Marie; how do you judge that? We hope you're gearing up for the semifinals right now, because they're going to be a doozy.