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Face it, "off the hook" is an outdated phrase because nobody uses land lines anymore. "Off the couch" is way better because A) couches are energy draining and you should get off them and B) this couple is fucking off the couch.
They don't need couches to tell them how or where to fuck! They'll stand up and bang each other if they please, and then they'll get right back on the couch when they choose. Ain't no piece of Ikea furniture going to dictate their sex lives.
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