“Top Shelf Titties”: They Said “Shelf”

When I hear the word "titties," I imagine bite-sized morsel breasts. But Hustler and I think differently (we also differ on the definition of "Barely Legal"), apparently, as Hustler calls "titties" what I would genteelly label "gazongas." Either way: gorgeous.

I am more comfortable in this realm of pornography, in which there is absolutely no doubt what these women do for a living.

Take Helly Mae Hellfire, for example. Not only does she have my favorite name in all of porndom, but she also couldn't possibly be a librarian.

Ditto frank Tristyn Kennedy, bodacious Bridgette B., brunette Brandy Aniston, and only vaguely wholesome Mia Lelani; each of these women is unsurprised to find herself in a situation where a man is rubbing his penis between her breasts and ejaculating thereon.

Of course I'm a fan of subtlety—in my FOOD—but in the world of unmistakeably porny gazongas, it's important to be way up front.

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