This Is Why People Don’t Wear Clouds, Karlie Kloss

The weather forecast for today shows sunny skies in the morning with highs in the mid 50s, later on the temperature will drop and the rest of the week will be cloudy with a chance of Karlie Kloss's nipples.

And it doesn't matter how many layers of wispy, soft, translucent material Karlie piles on her chest, we're still going to see her rich, dark nipples peering through the foggy fabric. (And yes, "Cloudy With A Chance Of Karlie Kloss's Nipples" was my favorite childhood book, too.)