This Masturbating/Blowjob-Giving Blonde Makes Us Feel Greedy

January 27, 2012
OTTIMO-MASSIMO

Not only is she hot, and not only is this a high quality video, but it's also twenty-three minutes long! We feel like we're being greedy! She sucks it long and hard, and for some reason, we feel bad about enjoying it.

The way we see it, there's a finite amount of clear, smooth, fapworthy footage in the world, and we can each only afford a few minutes at a time. But this blonde—this German goddess who spreads her legs and swallows comes for the camera—makes us feel like we're all of the birthday cake and it's not our birthday.

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