“Barely Legal 126”: The Fuck You Mean, “Young, Sweet, Innocent”?

Avril Hall's boobs are small
Not floppy like a beagle
But don't tell me that you're "innocent"
On the front of "Barely Legal."

Porn Valley teens with idle hands decide to play an extended game of Truth or Dare. Some fuck the homeless, some fuck their friend's uncle, some fuck the concierge, some fuck their mom's boyfriend, and some fuck their friend's stepfather. But they all have one thing in common: none is remotely innocent.

The admirable thing about the "Barely Legal" series, now directed by the depraved Otto Bauer and in its 126th iteration, is how it sticks to two themes: one is obvious in the title (even though Aiden Starr made one when she was 30), but the other involves the almost effortless seduction of older men.

These aren't inexperienced teens having sex with their high school sweethearts—unless that sweetheart has been held back at least ten times.

With the exception of California blonde Carmen Monet, none of the women in "Barely Legal 126" looks all that porny. Instead, they all look vaguely like they might be getting back at someone who would be mortified to see them doing what they're doing. This provides a nice viewing subtext, as if you needed one.

My favorite scene involves a woman named Karina White and Marco Banderas. Karina arrives too late to be served at a restaurant, so waiter Marco asks her if she wants a drink instead.

Does the ripe-breasted White say, "No, I'm Barely Legal"? Nope!

(She fucks him.)

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