Abella Anderson Can’t Stop Rocking (Her Hips)

And we should all be grateful to her for that. We've heard a rumor that, should Abella ever cease her perpetual fuck motion, the world itself might stop spinning; throwing the planet off its axis and life itself into complete disarray.

And people say that pornstars aren't doing important work.

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