Thou Shalt “Breast Worship” No Fun Bags Before Jenna Presley’s

Your religion: Ten Commandments. Our religion: two boobs. Your religion: you observe Sunday as a day of rest. Our religion: we observe Jenna Presley making a sundae out of her tits. We know faith shouldn't be a competition, but, oh my Lord, we totally win.

We say this not to brag, but to entice. We want you to join us! "Breast Worship 4" is here, and just like Vatican II, it's changing everything you thought you knew about God's influence on Earth. Spoiler alert: God likes tits.

For He hath blessed Jenna Presley with a beautiful pair of boobs (or, more precisely, the funds to purchase a beautiful pair of boobs) so that she might spread the gospel by smearing her chest with whipped cream and chocolate syrup, and wedging a fat banana betwixt her tits. In an act of transubstantiation, she calls upon Jules Jordan's cock to take the place of the banana. He celebrates Jenna's body head to toe, banging her with enough force to bounce her boobs to her throat, and in one last bit of titfucking, he anoints her face with spurts of his seed. Imagine this, every Sunday, for the rest of your life.

Of course, this goes way beyond Jenna and her jugs--"Breast Worship 4" leaves room for many pretty priestesses to get pounded. Jules Jordan (who is clearly very devoted to his faith) needs to go to confession from time to time, but he doesn't deal with a tiny room and a black gate; he isolates himself in a spacious room with a white chair and Priya Rai in pink lingerie. He titfucks her, rubs his cock around her silky bush, and lets Priya cleanse him with a rousing cowgirl session. And Priya isn't just a sin eater, she consume jizz, too!

Certain churches are a little understaffed, but these nasty nuns are willing to fuck flocks of men for the greater good. Puma Swede doesn't fret when two lost souls find their way to her door; she just makes her mouth more available, she keeps a cock pressed against the bath of her throat while its counterpart rides the halfpipe on her sternum. Yes, her makeup smears and her pussy goes red with orgasmic exhaustion, but God gives her strength!

Look, we're not going to get all Inquisition on your ass if you're not down with "Breast Worship 4,", but we think you'll really enjoy yourself. We believe that heaven is a place on Earth (located somewhere in Chatsworth, California) and even if you can't make the pilgrimage yourself, you can get your Onanism on at home with this handy and informative DVD.

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