Hard Humping On “Spartacus” Always Spells Out Mayhem

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Whenever two people are having sex and they get interrupted, something dramatic is about to happen, but when two people are having sex and are allowed to finish, the following scenes will bring something catastrophic, such as the destruction of the gladiator arena in Capua. It's like the old rhyme, "Red sky at night; sailor's delight," but without the rhyme and with more banging.

Yes, the arena burned this week. We have such fond memories of this place that we were sad to see it go. Then again, a statement like that places us in the category of Romans who take delight in the spectacle of bloody death; that means we're the kind of people that Spartacus is working to destroy. Forgive us, Spartacus! Our favorite arena is still the bedroom (or bath, or brothel, or wherever)!

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