A Naked Lady Crawling Into A Crocodile’s Mouth

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We're not even trying to be snarky with this post. This is a clip of a woman crawling sexily into a crocodile. Or is that an alligator? God, how are we supposed to get off on this when we can't even properly identify giant lizards?

Ah, wait, it is a crocodile. The credits list her as "La femme du rêve crocodile," the woman of the crocodile dream. Honestly, knowing this is a dream doesn't make us feel any more secure about the situation. Yeah, we're still turned on--and you know how much we love anything that reeks of the Illuminati, and those black-masked figures are very "Eyes Wide Shut"--but we're scared. What if we start having this dream? Oh God.

· "L'exercice de l'État" (imdb.com)