“My Wife For Porn” (For Now, Anyway)

The time is rapidly disappearing when home-made porn videos are both edgy and creepy, so JM Productions blazes the trail with four true-ish episodes of creepy sex with other people's wives and everybody's hooker.

"My Wife for Porn 13," like many installments in the series, features just one contemporary video tailor-made to the theme. This one features a trailer goddess named Ruby (we think), performing for her pervy husband/partner Jack with an amiably unsavory dude.

"Your girl's got nice titties, Jack," says the Unsavory Dude to the camera. Shudder. (I have a feeling this marriage won't last.)

The three other scenes look to have been shot on a VHS camcorder at least or a Hi-8 at best, and degenerate from an apartment hoedown with a dusky but dubious Devon (I think) to the final scene, in which two men rent a hooker who didn't earn enough for her troubles that day, I can assure you.

In true amateur style, the movie is filled with adorable but slightly tentative women (the first two scenes are the best) and the creepy men who love them. How we dress up Creepy is the difference between this movie and anything else reviewed here.

Watching a movie like this underscores the fact that there are more pervy people in America, Horatio, than are dreamt of in Fleshbot's normal demographics. For this reason alone, the "My Wife for Porn" series is worthwhile to watch.

I'd love to know who these folks are voting for.

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