V Magazine’s Favorite Sport Involves Boobs, Metal Jaws, And Sweaty Models

We're happy that V Magazine has a sports issue--it's sort of the ironic cousin of Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue--but we have no idea what sport Adriana Lima are Doutzen Kroes are portraying her. It's one part rugby, one part Murder Ball, three parts the "Bad Romance" music video, and a bunch of makeup and seethrough clothing. It's cool, but we don't know what it's called.

And yes, it does matter that we don't know what to call it. How are we supposed to write to the Olympic Games Committee and demand that they include this insane Mario Testino designed sport if we can't define it? Should we just call it "Testinoball"? That makes us uncomfortable. We love Mr. Testino, but we're sorry, we're not mature enough to combine something that sounds like "testicles" with the word "ball." Besides, there are no balls involved in this game, only models and their fury.