Bai Ling Is So Good At Appreciating Topless Weather

We're sitting here thinking about when we're finally going to hit the beach, planning for some great trip months in advance, and meanwhile Bai Ling went to the shore by her lonesome, got topless, and buried herself in the sand. Why aren't we on that level?

It's probably because our nearest beach is full of giant rocks and trash, but that's not the point. That point is that beach season is a race to see who can get the most sun the fastest, and Bai Ling already has a head start on showing her boobs. She's going to have an even tan, tons of vitamin D, and lots of people writing about her tits. What are we going to have? Envy sandwiches.