Chiffon Sounds Like Something You Might Name A Nipple

We don't need to tell you that this is an American Apparel ad, but we do need to tell you that we wish we had this model's nipples. Yes, if we had really pretty and pink nipples like Louise here does, we'd definitely name one of them Chiffon. The other one would be something like Tulle.

And then we'd hang out wearing nothing but some undies and an unbuttoned shirt until someone came by and gawked at our goods, at which point we would accost them, "Excuse me. Are you looking at Chiffon? She does not take that kind of behavior from people like you. Apologize to her." All in all, we think that would be good advertising for American Apparel. It'd certainly stick with you.

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