Irina Shayk-in’ Them Hips In The Sand

The gentle slope of Irina Shayk's hips must exemplify some golden ratio or evidence of alchemy, because that line is an objective thing of beauty. We could trace our fingers up and down it as the tide rolled in and out forever and be happy.

And one would think our bliss perfect and complete, until one caught Irina rolling over and exposing that be-thonged backside to the world. How can one woman play host to such a perfect arrangement of lines and curves? The lady is positively statuesque, and we almost wish we had a marble likeness of her form gracing our (nonexistent) foyer.

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)