Masturbation Isn’t Enough for You, Is It, Remy La Croix?

Little spinning minx Remy La Croix might just become the poster girl for the Ant-Masturbation Lobby for her brave Schlong Quest in the film "Innocent But Nasty."

We're becoming great fans of director Eddie Powell, whose simple setups, combined with great lighting and thoughtful editing, reveal a great skill in making sexy young things even sexier. And don't we want them all to be sexier?

La Croix waked up next to Older Man Mark Ashley, who pads downstairs for some tea. Immediately we add layers to their story. What is she doing with this dude? It's not that he looks old but she just looks so young, and she is tiny by comparison.

She masturbates for a while but gives up on it. "Why should I isolate," she seems to be saying, "when there is another human being downstairs who will fuck me on the oddly-unused countertop?"

In a snit, she goes downstairs herself, where he is just putting the finishing touches on stirring the tea, which seems to be the only product in the house.

Unless we are talking about La Croix's vagina.

There is absolutely nothing innocent about La Croix, but her physical size makes her look just a little bit like a demanding teen. That this teen is demanding sex is pretty awesome.

We wonder what this little girl is doing in this big house, if the cleaning staff hates her, if Mark Ashley's more age-appropriate ex-wife hates her, if, one day when she's an ancient 23, if she'll worry his eyes will stray.

But that is something that can wait for the Criterion Edition. Until then, have someone clean off that countertop before Inez makes La Croix's Fluffernutter tomorrow.

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