Natasha Nice’s Soapy Tits Don’t Fall Under “Love, Marriage, And Other Bad Ideas”

Let's just all agree, right here and now, that there is no scenario imaginable in which hanging out with Natasha Nice in a bathtub is a bad idea--what with her silky, sudsy skin and deliciously wet curves. We don't know how she fits into the narrative, unless Wolf Hudson is going to marry the bath water she leaves behind.

We wouldn't put it past him! Heck, we would do it ourselves if we could, and yes, we suppose that getting wed to a broth composed of Natasha Nice and bath bubbles would be a bad idea to some people but not us.

Anyway, we've already had a look at Jeff Koga's adorable photos from the set of the film, but now we get to glimpse the real sexy ones (well, at least the purposely sexy ones). Richie Calhoun plays a marriage counselor who gives up on love and then meets the girl of his dreams--naturally--and his whole life changes. Alison Tyler, a bride to be, seeks his professional advice, not realizing that she's walking down a path that leads to the both of them fucking like crazy in some swanky bar. At some point, they can't contain their passions, and they rig up a way for Alison to lower herself down onto Richie's fat cock as he sits atop his bar stool. Yes, it takes a lot of bar furniture, but it's for love, gosh darnit.

We don't know if Richie will lose his license for seducing one of his patients, but he's clearly a very talented counselor: all of his clients end up banging each other triumphantly! Dana DeArmond and Xander Corvus's relationship is on the rocks, but after some time with Dr. Calhoun, they can't keep their hands off each other. Xander even strips his lady down in the backseat of a moving van!

We don't know exactly what's plaguing Lexi Belle and Anthony Rosano's relationship, but it's nothing that a night of silk shirts and fancy lingerie can't cure. Of course, when all the kink and expensive outfits have lost their charm, they stay in each others arms, Lexi riding Anthony's cock slowly, as they smooch and remember why they fell in love in the first place (complementary genital size).

Eddie Powell and New Sensations Romance definitely have another heartwarming winner with "Love, Marriage, and Other Bad Ideas," and we're not just saying that because they're paying us in bath water!

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